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PostSubject: Re: Jokes thread   Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:51 am

That joke's kinda old now.... bounce
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes thread   Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:01 am

Hey, you all know that they say that Michael Jackson's doctur killed him right? Well he is one smooth criminal. And do you know what he said whenever someone wanted to investigate? He said "Just beat it"

Sorry... I had to.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes thread   Sat Feb 13, 2010 10:15 am

that joke came out within 10 mins of Micheal Jackson dieing on the internet Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes thread   Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:42 pm

But it didn't involve plastic Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes thread   Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:29 am

Sperm is alot like lending someone less than a fiver, you can't really ask for it back...
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes thread   Sun Feb 28, 2010 9:28 am

heard it before ^^
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes thread   Sun Feb 28, 2010 9:28 am

If you're me you can
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes thread   Sun Feb 28, 2010 9:32 am

I was playing frisby once and I wondered why the frisby was getting bigger and bigger. Then suddenly, it hit me.

sounds better when spoken
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes thread   Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:16 pm

pain, alot of
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes thread   Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:18 pm

You k'now something ladies? A man's c*ck is alot like a rubix cube, the longer you play with it, the haaarder it gets!

Sorry, just thought of it... Incidently, I was looking at the servant... Damn
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes thread   Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:20 pm

Shocked


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes thread   Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:22 pm

Meh...
Allwell. If only it wasnt forbidden! (joke. Or is it...?)
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes thread   Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:22 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes thread   Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:26 pm

Ehh she's too old anyway. She is 18, I am 14... is pretty though
No matter, lets get back on topic (or was i just joking still...?) Meh
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes thread   Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:27 pm

No wonder your one of the biggest posters on the forum. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes thread   Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:29 pm

haha lol funny jokes and the rubix cube one Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes thread   Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:32 pm

yup! Strange where you get inspiration from aint it?
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes thread   Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:32 pm

Laughing lol! bananallama
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes thread   Mon Mar 01, 2010 12:07 pm

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes thread   Mon Mar 01, 2010 12:37 pm

i dont get it
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes thread   Mon Mar 01, 2010 12:41 pm

Here is another one. Should get it:
Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants flop, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes thread   Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:02 pm

HAHAHAHA that one made me laugh! for once a joke that I found literally funny
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes thread   Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:05 pm

hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes thread   Mon Mar 01, 2010 2:10 pm

lol the rubix cube one....hehehehe 8D
and that other one. ha Waaaah! Waaaah! Waaaah! Waaaah! Waaaah! Waaaah! blowing up
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes thread   Mon Mar 01, 2010 2:11 pm

hehehe. I iz good. ^^
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