I ban this topic for being a shameless ripoff.

I ban you for having a lazor that can be remotely fired by other people.

I ban you for not spelling LAZ0R in caps and with the number zero.

I ban you for not being Deathwing or having an aura of deathwingy-ness

i ban you for not knowing the Gob on Legs creation!!!!

I ban you because the GaRdEn GnOMEs know where you all live. (I had to type their name in a mixture of caps and lower cases because Ziggy hates the name and censored it.

really???? lol why did he do that, anyway i ban you for having 404 posts

I ban you for not realising that I actually have 406 posts!

I ban you because you 'now' have 406 but you will have 407 soon

I ban you for not nowing I actually had 407 when you posted that because I posted on your RPG and now I have 408!

nooooooo, I ban you for being correct

I ban you for having six o's to many in no

I BAN YOU FOR BEING IN DEEP SPACE! GOODNIGHT!

I ban you spontaneous combustion

I ban ZigZagas for ebing at the top of this page and i ban everyone else for not giving me gold llamas in return of my evil doings

I BAN YOU FOR HAVING A MINDLESS PINK DOT ON YOUR HEAD

I ban you for typing in caps, no one can wear that many caps

I ban you for thinking Duck wears his caps when instead he drops them o... *gets squished by a pile of giant Capital Letters*

I BAN YOU FOR THINKING THESE CAPS WILL KILL YOU...THEY WON'T!
THIS WILL >=D

OMG NOOOO! i ban you for not obeying Bomb Face

I BAN YOU FOR..OH THATS IT I'M LEAVING
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I ban you for leaving and using caps all the time - must be sunny where you are ^^

I ban you for general purposes

I BAN YOU FOR THINKING I'M WEARING A CAP

I ban you for repeated Capital Letter offences including...
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Anything you say may be taken down as evidence and used against you when we shoot you

i ban you for having an avatar of someone.