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Aaron-auxacto Lord of the Posts
Posts : 1518 Join date : 2009-10-09 Age : 33 Location : In a bubble, underneath the ocean - I name it Shirredgi
| Subject: Unlucky John Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:03 am | |
| Post anything unlcky that can happen to John, make an adventure for him. He can walk somewere and somethign really unlucky happens to him. Then something even worse happens after, just carry it on like an RP.
For Example: John walks along the pavement then slips and knocks someone out. He gets up to find it was a manikin, he then walks away and finds a guy drilling in the street, an aggitated dog from the noisy drilling runs around the corner with a loose lead and knocks John over into the neighbouring garden and falls into a pond. All his work in his suitcase becomes wet and destroyed for his nearing interview. etc etc etc | |
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Bandon V. Lucifer Kind of a Big Deal
Posts : 1491 Join date : 2009-09-23 Age : 28 Location : Depends on the time. Currently, I am at my desk, staring into the computer monitor...
| Subject: Re: Unlucky John Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:09 am | |
| *Ahem* John wakes up on Monday at 7:30 in the morning. He gets out of bed and gets into the shower. As he is washing, he drops the soap and trips on it. As he is getting up, he hits his head on the tap. later, as he is walking to work, a Chav drives past, splashing him from a puddle. John swears and kicks a newstand. Unfortunatly, a policeman sees him and arrests him for vandalism. Just when he thinks it couldnt get worse, a car drives into the side of the police car, killing the cop. Another police car comes along and thinks that John was trying to escape. He also saw the dead police man and thought John did it. He gets sent to prison where he has to share the cell with a perverted, gay man who sings opera...
Tough luck John. Maybe it will be better in the morning... | |
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ZacofBlades Not Too Shabby
Posts : 750 Join date : 2009-11-27 Age : 26 Location : Right behind GM HiHeiwa!
| Subject: Re: Unlucky John Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:47 pm | |
| He gets out of bed to a rainy day. He opens his slippery soap and needles closet and steps in and his house explodes. He stumbles out of the wreckage And trips over another bar of soap and gets his head run over by an ambulance. Then a dog comes and pees on his corpse. | |
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duck 464 Original Member
Posts : 834 Join date : 2009-09-23 Age : 26 Location : where ever I want to be...
| Subject: Re: Unlucky John Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:55 pm | |
| - Bandon V. Lucifer wrote:
- *Ahem* John wakes up on Monday at 7:30 in the morning. He gets out of bed and gets into the shower. As he is washing, he drops the soap and trips on it. As he is getting up, he hits his head on the tap. later, as he is walking to work, a Chav drives past, splashing him from a puddle. John swears and kicks a newstand. Unfortunatly, a policeman sees him and arrests him for vandalism. Just when he thinks it couldnt get worse, a car drives into the side of the police car, killing the cop. Another police car comes along and thinks that John was trying to escape. He also saw the dead police man and thought John did it.
He gets sent to prison where he has to share the cell with a perverted, gay man who sings opera...
Tough luck John. Maybe it will be better in the morning... The last one...*shudder* | |
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Bandon V. Lucifer Kind of a Big Deal
Posts : 1491 Join date : 2009-09-23 Age : 28 Location : Depends on the time. Currently, I am at my desk, staring into the computer monitor...
| Subject: Re: Unlucky John Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:55 pm | |
| Hehehe... I am good at thinking up bad stuff aint I? | |
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ZacofBlades Not Too Shabby
Posts : 750 Join date : 2009-11-27 Age : 26 Location : Right behind GM HiHeiwa!
| Subject: Re: Unlucky John Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:05 pm | |
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Aaron-auxacto Lord of the Posts
Posts : 1518 Join date : 2009-10-09 Age : 33 Location : In a bubble, underneath the ocean - I name it Shirredgi
| Subject: Re: Unlucky John Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:10 pm | |
| yep you are John ran up to the bus, he missed it, he swore and a person enar him heard and tuted. John apologised then walked off back home. He forgot the nieghbours were having a house party. He was curious to see the part and peeped over the fence lookign into thier back garden. He sliped and knocked the ladders over, hanging ontot he fence the nieghbours saw him. John suddenly let go and fell hitting his coxic spine. He then couldnt get inside the house because he had lsot his key and was waiting for the locksmith to come around. He couldnt wait any longer and urinated agaisnt the fence, without realising it moved under the fence gap and travled onto the nieghbours stone floor. He soon heard someone fall over with a clash. He peeped over and was shocked to see it was the locksmit and he was knocked out by his mechanic case. John whent around, and notcied it was his fault by urinating on the fence. Whilst John was lieing to the nieghbours, the locksmith came to and eventually worked on the lock. It was late in the afternoon, still a bit daisy, the locksmith accidently broke the lock and John with no choice was forced to sleep in his garage for the night, water leaked through some gaps and drafts of wind was felt.
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ZacofBlades Not Too Shabby
Posts : 750 Join date : 2009-11-27 Age : 26 Location : Right behind GM HiHeiwa!
| Subject: Re: Unlucky John Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:12 pm | |
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Darkonor263 Forretra Mapper
Posts : 420 Join date : 2009-09-24 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Unlucky John Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:32 am | |
| - Bandon V. Lucifer wrote:
- *Ahem* John wakes up on Monday at 7:30 in the morning. He gets out of bed and gets into the shower. As he is washing, he drops the soap and trips on it. As he is getting up, he hits his head on the tap. later, as he is walking to work, a Chav drives past, splashing him from a puddle. John swears and kicks a newstand. Unfortunatly, a policeman sees him and arrests him for vandalism. Just when he thinks it couldnt get worse, a car drives into the side of the police car, killing the cop. Another police car comes along and thinks that John was trying to escape. He also saw the dead police man and thought John did it.
He gets sent to prison where he has to share the cell with a perverted, gay man who sings opera... OCC: Do you stalk me! | |
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