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PostSubject: Worst Ever Cake Recipies!   Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:56 pm

(10 ingredients max please)

10 cups of salt
4 pints of melted tar
Essence of puppies
Alien goo alien
White chocolate chips(I hate white chocolate)
Wood
Plastic
More salt
Old McDonalds fries pale
Rubber

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PostSubject: Re: Worst Ever Cake Recipies!   Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:06 pm

Just play the game or don't! Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Ever Cake Recipies!   Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:38 pm

rusty bucket for container
sewage waste
toe nales and finger nales
scraped grime off a wall
a handfull of used sneased tissue papers
sprinkle of toilet water
and finally vigarously cough on it

Cake ala Putry

vwalla! your cake is ready


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PostSubject: Re: Worst Ever Cake Recipies!   Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:39 pm

Perfection! cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Ever Cake Recipies!   Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:42 pm

Old mcdonalds milkshake
Pigs brains mashed with an old man's guts
ejaculation into it.
dish water in it
cow crap
minced hand
and puke for the icing.
And moia! Your cake is done!
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Ever Cake Recipies!   Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:43 pm

Gross!
Espicially the third one! pale
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Ever Cake Recipies!   Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:47 pm

Hehehe! Oh and I forgot a couple of gym socks aswell
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Ever Cake Recipies!   Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:49 pm

holy f**k, thats bloody discusted and sic!
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Ever Cake Recipies!   Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:51 pm

Haha! I bet you are glad that I don't cook for you! Hahahaha!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Ever Cake Recipies!   Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:54 pm

Yes,yes I am!
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Ever Cake Recipies!   Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:55 pm

hell yeah, god! :LOL:

sick for base layer and leave to harden
scraped dry skin infections with a cheese grater
piss to moisten it up even more
crushed bones
diced intestines
battery acid
mouldy cat fecies
rancid stagnant swamp water (OMG stagnant water disturbed smell is the worst your ever gonna get!!! trust me)
old dried sewage that's been left tor ot and mold in the corner
and a video of loose Women

this thread is gonna get locked soon due to its pure foulness and groseness


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PostSubject: Re: Worst Ever Cake Recipies!   Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:56 pm

I love that video!
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Ever Cake Recipies!   Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:57 pm

EDIT: crap, delete this post i quoted by accident :/
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Ever Cake Recipies!   Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:58 pm

Lets have fun while we can!!! Very Happy 8D
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Ever Cake Recipies!   Fri Jan 08, 2010 2:59 pm

: P, I who's is the worst so far?
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Ever Cake Recipies!   Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:01 pm

Ground n*b cheese
diareaha (however you spell it) for the base
mashed dear hooves and stomach
mouldy sandviches
clown's head
a good cough full of fleghm
Ejacyulation (again)
diced faetus
a video of Cats
oh and a handful of arachnids
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Ever Cake Recipies!   Fri Jan 08, 2010 6:18 pm

fried flem and snot in a pan, with a crispy edge to it
frozen urine lolly pop
chicken fecies
bucket of salavar and nastyness
whoel tube of salt
vomit
diareah
decaying flesh
fat blubbering magots, some half crush some alive!
and finally the secret and most volatile thing u could possibly even imagine - a chav (its only a joke, dont mean to offend if any one is one)

ahh perfection, mwah
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Ever Cake Recipies!   Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:45 pm

What is that last one Question
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Ever Cake Recipies!   Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:38 am

I know you say 10 ingredients max,but this one definately deserves a mention.

"THE PORTAL CAKE RECIPE;
one 18.25 ounce chocolate cake mix
one can prepared coconut pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
one cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine
1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
2 cups all purpose flour
don't forget garnishes such as:
fish shaped crackers
fish shaped candies
fish shaped solid waste
fish shaped dirt
fish shaped Ethel benzine
pull n' peel licorice
fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment
candy coated peanut butter pieces; shaped like fish
one cup lemon juice
alpha resins
unsaturated polyester resin
fiberglass surface resins
volatile malted milk impoundments
9 large egg yokes
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
one cup granulated sugar
an entry called: "How To Kill Someone With Your Bare-Hands"
2 cups rhubarb; sliced
2/3 granulated rhubarb
1 Tbsp all-purpose rhubarb
1 tsp grated orange rhubarb
3 Tbsp rhubarb; on fire
1 Large rhubarb
1 cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
2 Tbsp rhubarb juice
adjustable aluminum head positioned
slaughter electric needle injector
cordless electric needle injector
injector needle driver
injector needle gun
cranial caps
and it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and oder control chemical's that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue. "

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PostSubject: Re: Worst Ever Cake Recipies!   Sat Jan 09, 2010 4:00 am

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PostSubject: Re: Worst Ever Cake Recipies!   Sat Jan 09, 2010 5:19 am

duck 464 wrote:
hung
Well said.

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PostSubject: Re: Worst Ever Cake Recipies!   Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:24 pm

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duck 464 wrote:
hung
Well said.

Agreed.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Ever Cake Recipies!   Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:28 pm

uber epic Portal cake recipe! but any one else able to come out with vulger, discusting and plane revolting cake recipes? My minds overloading with such intense nastyness recipes Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Ever Cake Recipies!   Sat Jan 09, 2010 12:35 pm

I COULD BUT IT'S UNREPEATABLE!!!! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Worst Ever Cake Recipies!   Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:20 am

Rat poison, just enough to make someone throw up his guts
pubic hair
3-week old cheesy, toe jam ass
mashed brains
minced intestings
puke
ejaculation (best ingredient ever!)
nails (both metal and what grows on people)
sweaty gym socks
take a crap on it and then drop it into the toilet, let it swim for 2 mins and then fish it out.
Viola! Your cake is done!
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